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Oh ho ho! I take a break from my FABULOUS travels to sit at an Internet Cafe and what do I see? REXPOSTORS! I understand that my DARLING Rexie is the envy of all since women want him and men want to be him but SERIOUSLY people, if you are going to try and pull off Rex’s Signature Look™, you should probably try a little harder. Rexpostor On The Left: Rex would never wear such a translucent sweater unless he was also shirtless. Also, button downs are for SQUARE BORINGS unless they are crushed velvet or some sort of metallic lamé. -10 Rexpostor On The Right: Do I look like houndstooth check to you? SNORT OF DERISION. Also, Rex does not smile. He pouts. BASICS, PEOPLE. -13 You win with the glasses, although the rims are ENTIRELY too opaque. More hair gel and a general sense of dramatic flair is needed. I suppose your effort is worth some polite golf claps.

Oh ho ho! I take a break from my FABULOUS travels to sit at an Internet Cafe and what do I see? REXPOSTORS!

I understand that my DARLING Rexie is the envy of all since women want him and men want to be him but SERIOUSLY people, if you are going to try and pull off Rex’s Signature Look™, you should probably try a little harder.

Rexpostor On The Left: Rex would never wear such a translucent sweater unless he was also shirtless. Also, button downs are for SQUARE BORINGS unless they are crushed velvet or some sort of metallic lamé. -10

Rexpostor On The Right: Do I look like houndstooth check to you? SNORT OF DERISION. Also, Rex does not smile. He pouts. BASICS, PEOPLE. -13

You win with the glasses, although the rims are ENTIRELY too opaque. More hair gel and a general sense of dramatic flair is needed.

I suppose your effort is worth some polite golf claps.

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