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Hey Big Brother, Cowlie here. Hope you’re enjoying your travels. As the fiscally responsible member of the family, I am able to be cultured (note my Met pin) without blowing my financial load on some gay ass trip in pursuit of some shiny accessory who is NEVER going to talk to you. Whatever, Mom and Dad are taking me on vacation later this year because they love me more. Anyway, safe travels, and make sure that they reseat you if you’re in the exit row. Xoxo, Cowlie P.s., if you hadn’t noticed, I’ve lost some weight. Who’s voluminous NOW, motherfucker? Even Grandma noticed, and you know what a wretched bitch she is.

Hey Big Brother,

Cowlie here. Hope you’re enjoying your travels. As the fiscally responsible member of the family, I am able to be cultured (note my Met pin) without blowing my financial load on some gay ass trip in pursuit of some shiny accessory who is NEVER going to talk to you. Whatever, Mom and Dad are taking me on vacation later this year because they love me more. Anyway, safe travels, and make sure that they reseat you if you’re in the exit row.

Xoxo, Cowlie

P.s., if you hadn’t noticed, I’ve lost some weight. Who’s voluminous NOW, motherfucker? Even Grandma noticed, and you know what a wretched bitch she is.