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RS: Hey everyone this is my little sister, COWL NECK. She still has attachment issues and won’t go off on her own but maybe she’ll grow up to be cool. Say hi, C. CN: Fuck you. RS: She’s just mad because I called her “voluminous” earlier. CN: I am NOT FAT, you asshole. Anyway, maybe if someone WASHED YOU you wouldn’t be all skinny and gross. RS: I am a cultured hipster, we don’t wash. CN: Whatever, you’re just deluding yourself if you don’t think that people can’t see those cum stains all over you. RS: … CN: Yeah, that’s right. Douchebag. I am so telling Dad that you’re gay. No wonder you like spending so much time in the coat closet, flirting with the hats. RS: Shut the fuck up! You’re not even a REAL SCARF ANYWAY CN: Mom and Dad like me better. [via]

RS: Hey everyone this is my little sister, COWL NECK. She still has attachment issues and won’t go off on her own but maybe she’ll grow up to be cool. Say hi, C.

CN: Fuck you.

RS: She’s just mad because I called her “voluminous” earlier.

CN: I am NOT FAT, you asshole. Anyway, maybe if someone WASHED YOU you wouldn’t be all skinny and gross.

RS: I am a cultured hipster, we don’t wash.

CN: Whatever, you’re just deluding yourself if you don’t think that people can’t see those cum stains all over you.

RS: …

CN: Yeah, that’s right. Douchebag. I am so telling Dad that you’re gay. No wonder you like spending so much time in the coat closet, flirting with the hats.

RS: Shut the fuck up! You’re not even a REAL SCARF ANYWAY

CN: Mom and Dad like me better.

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    RS = Rachel Sklar...CN = Chuck Norris.
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